Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

non poop

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Matt is a Duster!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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