Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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hi michael

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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