- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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