A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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