What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

mikey is cute

What do you call double A's? Batteries

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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