Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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