Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A seal walks into a club.

Do u take sugar?

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A man did not like this site

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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