- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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