a person who will soon die of beeties

mikey is cute

What do you call double A's? Batteries

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Ms Leong Sux

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

knock knock There's no door

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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