- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A seal walks into a club.

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