- Anti Joke

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why did the black guy die? cancer

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.