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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A seal walks into a club.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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