A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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What would u like to drink?

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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