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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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