- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Ms Leong Sux

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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