Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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