Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What does water taste like? Water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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