- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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