What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Your mom is so nice.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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cats are pussies

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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