Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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