Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Anti Joke

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