- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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