Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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An Artic Storm.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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deez nuts

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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