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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Jesse gets so many ladies

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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