What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Women's rights

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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