Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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