An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

a seal walks into a club.

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