Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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