have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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