How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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