Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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