- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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