- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??