- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Chris Bosh's neck

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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