- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Bad grammers.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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