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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

FUCK THE JEWS

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Reverse psychology never fails.

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