- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Refridgerator.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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