- Anti Joke

Equal rights!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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