- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

my whole life!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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