- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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