- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

You're a big fat monkey.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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