Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Woman's Rights

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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