- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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