- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Banana Hamock.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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