Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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miha kako si?

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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outside your comfort zone

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Anti Joke

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