- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Chuck Norris.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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