- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

a person who will soon die of beeties

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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