- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Equal rights!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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