- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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