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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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