- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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