- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What the hell are you doing?

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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