An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Title IX

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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