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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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