- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

which one is easiest

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What do you call a black man? Black

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Ain't idn't a word.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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