What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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