- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Girls soccer

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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