- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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