- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

equality for women

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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