- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

The meme walks out of the bar.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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