- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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