- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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