Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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School

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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