All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Womens basketball

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...