Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What is older than history?

where is the world?

hi

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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