- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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