Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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ur gey

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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New mission: refuse this mission

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I love you

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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