What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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