- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

my egg roll

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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