- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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