- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What do you call a black man? Black

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did? Yes

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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