- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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