- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Womens rights.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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