What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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