What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Anti Joke

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