- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Psychics.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

This is not funny.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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