your face is kinda funny

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

the holocaust

JUST KIDDING^

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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