- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's circular and round A circle

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

FUCK THE JEWS

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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