You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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