- Anti Joke

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet