- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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