- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

womens rights

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Abortion.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

you know whats not funny white boards.

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