Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

you see theres this guy.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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