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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk