How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Well this is pointless.....

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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