What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Chikin nuggets

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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