A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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The Colts this year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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