- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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