- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Neil is a reterd.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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