How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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69.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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